Paris Do, Paris Don't

Everything the French will never tell you.

Sep 7

#45 DON’T Get Fancy

“Hi, I would like a decaf iced cappuccino with non fat soy, splenda no sugar, oh and dairy free whipped cream on the side. Merciiii.” This order will be met with a blank stare and the only addition to your drink will be a nice organic cruelty-free loogie. While other major metropolitans like Los Angeles, London, New York tolerate and even cater to this sort of behavior, in Paris it’s simply unacceptable. If it’s not on the menu, it doesn’t exist. Bye.


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    worst part of paris.
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